B.B.- Mom! I pooped! Come and wipe my butt! (He's only three & not really great at the cleaning part of being potty trained. We're working on it)
Me- OK, I'm coming. You can stop screaming.
B.B.- Hey look, my poop looks like a cup cake!
Me- Really? Uh...OK. I guess. (Not exactly what I was thinking when I saw it, but then it's all subjective isn't it?)
B.B. - Yeah. A poop cup cake! Only you tan't eat it. It's nasty. It just looks like a cup cake.
Me- Thanks for the warning, man.
If you don't believe me, just ask QM. I was on the phone with her while this was going on.
4 comments:
HOLY COW. I laughed so hard I have tears running down my face. Kids will be kids, huh?
Phew...now that I've stopped laughing and crying so hard I almost fell off my couch...
Ahhh...the joys of parenthood...and the things our children will say! to quote Inkling "Oy!"
Josiah pooped neon green one time and he said "look mom, i pooped a fwaug (frog) and a wizard (lizard) it was quite hilarious!
Oh man! A poopcake? I'm so glad he at least knows not to eat it. I recently found Magoo sitting alone in a room chanting, "Don't eat boogies. We don't eat boogies."
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