June 23, 2012

Top 10 reasons to love the drought.

  1. You're never stuck in the house with four screaming kids because it's raining too hard to go anywhere.
  2. It's always a good time to swim.
  3. No mud to mop off your kitchen floor.
  4. The sound of the grass crunching beneath your feet reminds you of Autumn leaves thus tricking your mind into thinking it's 20 degrees cooler than it actually is.
  5. Even the bugs are too hot to be bothered buzzing about.
  6. There's no cloud cover so the nights can be decently cool.
  7. Plans to go to theme parks or zoos never have to be canceled due to rain.
  8. Hauling water from the front spigot to my roses is giving me fabulously defined upper arms (OK, so that's a total lie, but it would be nice if it were true).
  9. We might never have to mow the yard again & therefore have saved a ton on gas.
  10. Nail polish dries crazy fast when there's no humidity in the air to compete with.

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