Dear Blogger,

You and I have been having a lovely affair for more than five years now. Did you realize that? Yes, five long & lovely years. I've visited you regularly, told you all my secrets, and abandoned my family and obligations on your account. And now, you have revoked my paragraph break privileges. I'm really not happy about this. If something doesn't change soon, I may take my words of wisdom elsewhere. I hate to give you ultimatums, but at this point, I do not see that I have a choice. Get your act together, or it's over. Yours (for the moment), FarmWife