March 15, 2010

Help! I am officially uninspired.

Yes, this is a total cry for help & attention. I am at a loss. Facebook has taken over my life & I've discovered it's becoming more difficult for me to think in blog posts as opposed to status updates. I have a flash of brilliance I want to share with the world, but then realize my brilliance won't even make a full paragraph. I credit this to late onset Mommy-brain.

So I'm asking my darling readers for help; re-instituting the old favorite, Ask FarmWife. What would you like to know about me? About the FarmHands? About my feelings on the three newest Star Wars movies? About fixing things with duct tape & bailing twine?

Hit me!


Daddy and Mama Brown said...

Ok...I'll bite. Do you plan a spring, summer or fall garden? If so, what do you plan? I'm getting geared up to put seeds out for the 2nd year and need some inspiration too! I love you facebook status updates too. ;)

needlefingers said...

How about this - what was the nature of the obviously traumatic incident that rendered George Lucas incapable of writing dialogue? :)

Sarah @ Ordinary Days said...

I'm on the hunt for the perfect capris and sandals for this summer. Help me, FarmWife!!!

Inkling said...

1. How do you feel about "manpris", as in capris / crop pants for men? They are all over metro Vancouver, and I'm not feeling the love. Specifically, would you think Farmboy was hot if he wore them?

2. After nursing for extended years of your life, do the tips of the udders ever go back to normal after weaning, if you know what I mean?

3. How is it that children can survive on small amounts of food, still sport those round tummies, and not feel the need to eat the food you laboriously prepared? How do they not simply waste away?

4. Why is it that I've suddenly found it nearly impossible to get out of my pajamas before 4 p.m.? Do you have this problem too, or am I just odd all by myself?

5. If you were going to make up an OPI color's name, what would it be?

6. If you were going to have a surgery again for any reason, what drugs would you request to aid your recovery (or at least make you forget that you are a mother with dishes to wash and laundry to do and noses to wipe upon recovering)?

7. If you could participate in any Olympic winter sport, what would it be and why?

Okay, so that should be enough fodder to give you some creative juices to get you blogging again. I need to go spend time trying to get my son to fall back to sleep. He's currently insisting on waiting for his daddy to come back from a course in Vancouver, and for some reason he seems to be pretending to wipe himself with my cell phone. Adorable and unique....that's my grasshopper.

p.s. If you want Farmboy to model manpris for you, I can totally rob our neighbor and send his over. They go great with crocs or other man sandals. :P

Ang said...

What is your weekly "grocery" budget for your brood?

Has BB's run improved from penguin status?

What is the latest thing you've done to make yourself a "hot momma"?

Penny said...

I just want to read all the answers to the questions all ready asked!! LOL

Art the Omnipotent said...

Manpris are nasty!!!!

Kork said...

Oh, please don't let FarmBoy near manpris! I'm sure he has adorable calves and ankles, but save them for yourself and not your neighbors...

questions? Ummmm...if the world of Facebook suddenly blew up, and was not ever going to come back to life, what would you do with all your newfound free time?