It's really hard to stay alive around here. We're always fighting for survival.
18 months ago, Bucka was attacked by a bad skunk. It left horrible scars all down the length of his chest. He spent weeks recovering & months in rehab to get back to his old self.
A year or two before that, the children & I were chased down the road by a pack of vicious hyenas. We only escaped by luck & our 2004 Astro.
Just this week, Bitsy was attacked by a lion. Luckily she walked away with only a few scrapes on her knees.
I think we need to move somewhere safer.
**(Please don't panic. None of these things are true. Bucka had open heart surgery & B.B. decided it was a "bad skunk" attack. The hyena thing was entirely a figment of #1 Son's imagination....he was obsessed with the Lion King at the time. And I'm not sure where Bitsy came up with her lion story, but she does have skinned knees & is roaring at anyone who asks her what happened.)**
4 comments:
as long as no one is attacked by worms we're all good!
What creative imaginations!
It does sound dangerous there! Better get some wild animal repellent (spray bottle of water) for the next time you send the kids outside.
I dare you to tell these stories to your mom-in-law as if they were real, and then see what happens. My guess is that you'll have a pretty interesting prayer list come Sunday. =)
Okay, being quiet now. It just sounded like something too fun to pass up. The stories you could make up to entertain yourself by simply watching her reaction.....makes me wish I was there.
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