November 15, 2008

Gag me with an entire place setting.

Bear Grills, what the heck is your problem?! Why are you drinking Yak's blood on the Discovery channel? Couldn't you just wait for that nice Mongolian man to finish butchering it, grab a skillet, & not make me want to yak (pun intended)? This man is not right. A few minutes ago he stripped nekked & swam across a stream in the freezing cold when he could have waked 25 feet up stream & jumped it easily. And could you quit bitching & moaning about how cold your head is when you haven't bothered to tie the ear flaps on your cap down & they're flopping about in the wind? Ewwwww...eating eyeballs! Get some help!

Husband and I are catching up on Survivor Man & Man vs. Wild hoping to put some of these tips to good use on our next vacation. Not.

And I think I'm suffering from sympathy heart burn thanks to Inkling.

Really I just want to go to sleep.

5 comments:

Gail said...

Glad that is not my reality!

Kork said...

ick ick ick! Almost as bad as the one with "the adventures with the Mek"!

Although Les is my hero...can't wait for Alaska Season 2...Survivorman rocks...

Brando said...

Okay, I am laughing my hind end off. Becuase when he stripped down naked. I asked Rudy why he didn't just jump the creek a few feet up. :) Crazy Bear!

areyoukiddingme said...

I finally lost all respect for Bear Grylls when he went to Ireland, and killed a sheep so he could strip its hide and eat the insides. For pete's sake, it's IRELAND. There is a pub around every turn. I wish he would have stayed in the peat bog!

Survivorman, he rocks.

Terri said...

I totally agree - Bear needs his head checked - but I still love watching him!