Bear Grills, what the heck is your problem?! Why are you drinking Yak's blood on the Discovery channel? Couldn't you just wait for that nice Mongolian man to finish butchering it, grab a skillet, & not make me want to yak (pun intended)? This man is not right. A few minutes ago he stripped nekked & swam across a stream in the freezing cold when he could have waked 25 feet up stream & jumped it easily. And could you quit bitching & moaning about how cold your head is when you haven't bothered to tie the ear flaps on your cap down & they're flopping about in the wind? Ewwwww...eating eyeballs! Get some help!
Husband and I are catching up on Survivor Man & Man vs. Wild hoping to put some of these tips to good use on our next vacation. Not.
And I think I'm suffering from sympathy heart burn thanks to Inkling.
Really I just want to go to sleep.