Four small children. Two girls. Two boys. Three are blond, one's a brunette. They will fight. They will whine. They will argue with absolutely everything you say. They will stomp about the house like a heard of elephants. They will dirty up the floors you spent an hour and a half scrubbing. They will ask for food every 27 seconds and only eat 1/3 of what they've demanded. They will refuse to do anything they're told unless you stand over them & physically make them obey. The smallest one may look cute & innocent, but beware. She will cutely point at everything & say, "Buh, buh, buh," until something upsets her. Then she will begin screeching like an air raid siren.
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Please, do not call the authorities. I will not really sell my children....no matter how much I want to....no matter how badly I want the money for new furniture....I will not sell my children. I will not sell my children. Tomorrow is another day.