Feeding into my love for all things both Johnny Depp & Tim Burton (OK, so Ed Wood freaked me out a bit. It was odd. Really odd.)...Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. What are the chances of me getting to see it in the theater? Slim to none. I'd be flabbergasted if it even came to the Theater in our town. They only have 3 cinemas, and they're usually reserved for blockbusters & cartoons. The only thing that may get it here is Mr. Depp.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?
Are your nostrils a quiver and tingling as well at the delicate lashes ambrosial smell?
Yes they are I can tell
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that aroma enriching the bees
Is like nothing compared to its succulent source as the gourmets among you will tell you of course
Ladies and gentlemen you can't imagine the rapture in store
Just inside of this door!
There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
savory and sweet pies as you'll see
You, who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies conjure up the treat pies used to be.