#1) Can you support fetal life with Totinos Pizzas, OJ, and toast with Inkling's homemade grape preserves?
#2) Is there a fight minimum young siblings have to meet each day?
#3) Why do they stop selling back packs half way through the school year?
#4) Why will a child who will not drink water from a sippy cup, drink it from his dad's sports bottle?
#5) Is it National Delurking week or am I a week early? If it is...come out, come out, whomever you are! (Just in case you do not know, National Delurking week is when you comment on all the blogs you've previously been dropping by to read without the knowledge of the author.)
#6) Being asked if you bit your brother, when did, "Not really hard, " become an acceptable answer?
5 comments:
1) of course... even if you throw up.
2) nope... their trying to get into guiness book of world records
3) a)they're morons. b) or else the teachers assign to much homework.c) or the backpacks are made so well that they hardly ever wear out and it's not profitable to keep them in stock. (i'd go with a.)
4)he wants to be just like daddy
5) I now declare it National Delurking Week
6) Since Cain and Abel.
... sorry,, not sure what kind of mood I'm in....
Okay Lauren had to have taken notes before she wrote that comment because I can't even begin to remember all those things in order!!
Trust me when I say that it really doesn't take much to sustain fetal life. I know I had him early, but Prophet was a perfect baby when I had him ( it was me with the problem) and I threw up everything I ate from two weeks after conception to when I had him. I actually lost about 30 pounds.
Do you think your fourth child might be born with a bit of a grape hue in his/her hair as a result of the preserves? Just wondering. As for the fighting and biting.....just put a stamp and an airmail sticker on their little tushies and send them my way. I'm missing having little ones around, and you could take a sabbatical from referreeing for a bit. Wonder what customs would say when they arrived at the border post office? That would be interesting.....
Lauren, I think you're in a "mommy mood." I like it!
Grace, Thanks for the encouragement. #1 Son survived on onion rings and hot dogs and baby girl made it on salsbury steak TV dinners. So I guess this one has as good a chance as any.
Inkling, don't tempt me. I'm trying to figure out just how much food and water to pack in the crate.
My boys made it on crushed ice sprinkled with granulated sugar and jello. Your boys and girl must be in competition with mine in the fighting realm. Suppose they'll make it to the play-offs? Will there be a World Series?
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