94 Things I Dislike (in no particular order)

1. Mustard
2. Ragweed
3. Cotton balls
4. Chalk dust
5. Snow crunching
6. Roaches
7. Drying dishes
8. Folding laundry
9. Wet hand towels
10. Grass clippings
11. Waking up before 7 a.m. (used to be 8)
12. Potato salad
13. Heavy Metal
14. Halloween
15. Watermelon
16. Long car trips
17. Checkout lines
18. Grocery shopping
19. Icy roads
20. Runny noses
21. Cold French fries
22. Winter
23. Walking into spider webs
24. Monday mornings
25. Carnations
26. Mice and Rats
27. Dusting
28. The utility closet
29. Lighting the pilot light in the water heater
30. Walking in wet grass
31. Toothpaste
32. Family Reunions
33. House flies
34. Soap operas
35. Going to the dentist
36. Pickles
37. Hairspray
38. Teething
39. Fair rides
40. Toy commercials (especially near Christmas)
41. Hogs
42. Furby
43. Bathing the kids
44. Wet socks
45. Old shoes
46. Spongebob Squarepants
47. Sunday mornings
48. Horse flies
49. The color Orange
50. Taking off waterproof mascara
51. Broken crayons
52. Sore throats
53. Sand anywhere but the beach or sand box
54. Charlie horses
55. Colombo
56. Our road
57. The road we take to get to our road
58. Romance novels
59. Slouch boots
60. Dryer lint
61. Antacids
62. Cough drops
63. War movies
64. Hickory nuts
65. Hook rugs
66. The feel of felt
67. Attorney commercials
68. Judge shows
69. Boxing
70. Water movies (ships, storms, drowning, lost at sea…)
71. Snow movies (blizzards, avalanches, sled dog races…)
72. Bean Beatles
73. Old towels
74. Feather pillows
75. ESPN
76. Fishing shows
77. Hunting shows
78. Moving
79. Japanamation
80. Dial-up Internet
81. Pencil shavings
82. Broken hearts
83. Judgmental moms
84. Strangers who tell me how to raise my kids
85. People who tell pregnant women horrible childbirth stories just to scare them
86. Socks with holes
87. The first day in a new school/job
88. Potty training
89. Plucking chickens
90. Cutting Husband’s hair
91. Nail polish remover
92. Shaving
93. Cleaning the junk on top of my kitchen cabinets
94. Packing for a trip