And I've never been to Boston in the Fall.

Some of my favorite Monty Python inspired talking vegetables are the dudes from Veggie Tales. They tell Bible stories with a twist and sing silly songs. I promise, they're well worth the watch.

This is one of my favorites.




While laying awake far too early one morning this week, I began to think of things I have never done. Much like Larry, Pa Grape, and Mr.Lunt, I have never been to Boston in the fall. But I would love to go sometime.

Here is a short list of things I've never done:

• I have never flown. Anywhere. On any type of air travel conveyance.
• I have never been out of the country.
• I have never been west of Saint Louis, MO, east of Washington, D.C., north of Detroit, or south of Orlando.
• I have never broken a bone (not all of these are things I'd like to do).
• I have never driven a tractor.
• I have never worked in retail.
• I have never watched a single Saw, Exorcist, Halloween, or Predator movie (and never intend to).
• I have never had measles.
• I have never met a celebrity.
• I have never been skiing, water or snow.
• I have never been ice skating.
• I have never willingly ridden a fair/amusement park ride that goes in circles. I did ride the tilt-a-whirl once but it was completely against my will & I vomited an hour later.
• I have never been tattooed.
• I have never mowed an entire yard on my own.
• I have never pulled a fish off a hook...but I can bait my own hook.
• I have never been arrested.
• I have never gotten a speeding ticket.
• I have never served on a jury.
• I have never purchased a computer.
• I have never been house hunting.
• I have never downloaded a song.
• I have never bungee jumped.
• I have never hitch hiked or picked up a hitch hiker (aren't you proud of me?).
• I have never been to a High School Reunion.
• I have never slept out under the stars.

Maybe next time I'll tell you some things I have done.