Today's To-Do List

• make lunch (chicken & noodles, mashed potatoes, corn, green beans)
• wash the 8,000 dishes it takes to make lunch & what's left over from the cookies I baked last night
• fold & put away 8,000 clean towels
• vacuum the entire house
• mop kitchen floor
• wash down all counter tops
• scrub bathrooms
• strip beds, wash sheets, remake beds
• dust house

And in between all this I have to entertain/feed/discipline/chase/play with/sooth four kids.

Check back later for the room number of the mental hospital I'll be checked in to.