Hmmmm...perhaps you should have locked him out? ;)
I'd hate to see the door if he was locked out..That could be interesting.
The dude needs to get out more. Or maybe, we could help him by watching a dozen chick flicks in a row with him, teaching him the art of romance. Clearly, he already knows the art of door maintenance. Oy. Or maybe you could tell him the 3 C's of Valentines, like the 4 C's of diamonds.....Card, Chocolates, Carnations (because that's the only flower I can think of right now that starts with C)
If that's what I got for V-day, I'd have locked him out too.
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