March 25, 2006

Farm Wife Movie Trivia

Because I loved this idea on Pilot and Brando's sites, I decide to hijack it. Let's see how you do. Just tell me what movie the following lines are from (not all are classics, some are mildly obscure from well known films):
  1. You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.
  2. I just work for ___ to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
  3. This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewsky in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.
  4. Afternoon snacks have very few civil liberties.
  5. Demented and sad, but social.
  6. We gotsta have a doctor! I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies! Ma ain't never let me around when folks was havin' 'em.
  7. Wise man say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
  8. 90% of the people in this world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contamination.
  9. What we need is an assertiveness class for southern women, but that's a contradictions of terms isn't it?
  10. I close my eyes and this image floats beside me, a sweaty tooth mad man with a stare that pounds my brain. His hands reach out and choke me and all the time he's mumbling, 'Truth, Truth,' like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it will never be long enough. You kick at it , beat it, but it will never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying to the moment we leave dying, it will just cover your face as you wail, and cry, and scream.
Now the real trick will be me remembering where the quotes came from! I'll let you know tomorrow.

Husband is out side right now butchering some chickens. Napoleon is no longer with us...Well, he is with us...In the freezer. We've decided not to keep breeding the Rhode Island Reds so he's done away with both red roosters (they were beautiful, but unfortunately beauty isn't that important when they're for eating). I took the pot of boiling water out to dip the chickens in to pluck just as Husband "did away with" on of the Buffs. That phrase "like a chicken with it's head cut off" just took on a whole new meaning. YIKES!!!!

He just brought the Buff in and put it in the pot to soak. Now I like my meat as fresh as the next Farm Wife, but that thing is still twitching!


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.
Star wars ep.4 to be precise
I just work for ___ to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge. The Princess Bride Inigo Montoya to Wesley
This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewsky in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress. Probably Strange Brew
Afternoon snacks have very few civil liberties.
Demented and sad, but social.
We gotsta have a doctor! I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies! Ma ain't never let me around when folks was havin' 'em. The worst movie of all time Gone With The Wind
Wise man say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Michelangelo to the pizza guy
90% of the people in this world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contamination. I can’t remember
What we need is an assertiveness class for southern women, but that's a contradictions of terms isn't it? Steel Magnolias
I close my eyes and this image floats beside me, a sweaty tooth mad man with a stare that pounds my brain. His hands reach out and choke me and all the time he's mumbling, 'Truth, Truth,' like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it will never be long enough. You kick at it, beat it, but it will never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying to the moment we leave dying, it will just cover your face as you wail, and cry, and scream.

zann said...

Well I recognized Star Wars, the Princess Bride and Gone With the Wind the rest I was clueless on. I recognized some others - but just couldn't place where from.

Egad, I don't see how you do it. That just gives me the heeby jeebies to think about. Things just shouldn't still be twitching when you cook them. Eeewwww. ;)

Farm Fairy & Bruno said...

Okay so you are the only person that made me laugh today ( the chicken HAS to be fresh ) Movies? I rarely stay awake longer then twenty minutes...sorry I can't play this one....

Ramblin73 said...

1. Star Wars
2. The Princess Bride
3. Heathers
4. Mrs. Doubtfire
5. The Breakfast Club
6. Gone with the Wind
7. TMNT
8. Hello Dolly.
9. Magnolia
10. Dead Poets Society

I hope these are right.

As for the twitching. I killed a wild rabbit with a BB gun as a small boy. My Dad cleaned it and took it inside to fry up. The carcass was twitching in the skillet.

Anonymous said...

number 9 is Fried Green Tomatoes

Nan said...

Wow, you've got some good guessers here!

I couldn't do it, and some of those are some of my favorite movies.