I'm going to be the next Billy Mays.

I've just had a brilliant idea. I'm going to start packaging feminine hygiene products with snack food. That way when a woman deep in the throws of PMS runs into the store to grab a box of Tampax, she automatically gets a week supply of potato chips and chocolate. Maybe I'll toss in a bottle of Midol, too. Ohhhh, and a chick flick on DVD with a box of tissues....then we can call it the PMS Survival Kit. I am going to be so rich!