Morning conversation:

BabyGirl- (from the kids' bathroom) There's no toilet paper in here.
Me- Husband, grab a roll of toilet paper out of our bathroom & toss it here, please.
Husband- I put a roll in there last night.
Me- (after showing BabyGirl the TP on the back of the toilet) I never heard you in our bathroom last night.
Husband- That's because I used my ninja skills.
Me- Well, that explains it.