Hello. I'm B.B. and I'll be your manicurist for the day. My specialties include sneaking into the bathroom when my mom isn't looking, getting into the linen closet, picking out my own color of polish, painting my own nails, and only getting a little bit on the counter top or the bath tub. I do my best work in secret, so if you want an appointment, don't tell my mom. I suggest my clients sneak in the back door while Mommy is cooking or doing dishes so she doesn't catch us. For some reason she doesn't want me painting nails on my own. I can also help you after hours as I'm refusing to go to bed lately. You may want to make sure your insurance is up to date as I'm a little wicked with a nail file. Oh, and Mommy says that for the record, nail polish remover doesn't damage laminate counter tops and fiber glass bathtubs...
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how about friday night after everyone goes to bed..Purple would be good or a pretty pink..And if mom catches me there, we'll tell her I'm there to see Aurora I've Never seen a Great Dane in person. I'm curious to see how big these puppies are the day they are born. Afterward I can visit with Mommy.
Hey Do you do Pedicures too?
Hugs to Mommy and you!
B.B. it must be the name. My Prophet once colored his entire penis blue with a Crayola marker when he was about your age, and his mommy was also doing dishes. But then I wouldn't wanna give you any ideas or anything.
Grace, That's hilarious!!
FW, You are too funny!
-Cate
that's awesome!
Think I can be in and out during my lunch hour? Does he do toes?
It is me farmwife!! I am finally on here!! Your long lost neighbor girl from Tennessee!!
Hey farmwife!! When the belly gets bigger, BB might come in handy!! But of course you will have to know about this instance!!
What a beautiful job ! Where did she train ? I might fly over and book in! S
Sarah, B.B. isn't a she...he's my 2 year old. Guess it's a little confusing considering the nail polish and all. :)
H.T. isn't to sure about having his done just yet but he likes the bright color.
I don't know, he looks like he's doing about as good a job as I do on mine when I try to paint them.
Oh Farmwife, I feel terrible ! I send my apologies to B.B for thinking he was a she. Can I still get an appointment ?! S
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