January 6, 2007

Restraints and Saftey Hazzards

Will someone please invent a diaper padlock? You know, something that keeps the dirty diaper on the toddler long enough for me to walk across the living room to change it. Onesies and pants don't help. He can get out of them faster than Harry Houdini could get out of a strait jacket...hmmm...a strait jacket...there's an idea.

And remind me (when we hit the powerball and redecorate the entire house) to never purchase kitchen chairs with wheels on them. In my defense, the kitchen table and chairs came with Husband. I had no say so in them as they were here before me, and I had nothing to offer as a replacement. My prediction: Sometime in the next 5-10 years these chairs will be the cause of at least one trip to the ER. Mark my words.

By the way:
In a Past Life...

You Were: An Evil Despot.

Where You Lived: Mexico.

How You Died: The Plague.


Isn't that interesting?

5 comments:

Unknown said...

I, apparently, was a forlorn viking who died of natural causes!In Austria.Interesting!Love your blog. Good luck with the nappy(that's diaper where I come from!)problem.S

Ragged Around the Edges said...

I;m scared of you now. . . being an evil despot in your former life.

Nan said...

I was a ditzy priest who lived in Spain and died of natural causes. I take offense. I wanted something grand like you got.

Sarah said...

A few weeks ago, Pumpkin woke up from her nap DRENCHED in pee... Just head to toe soaked... Hubby went to change her and found she had no diaper on! She had been wearing a one piece overalls set on, which included a long sleeve turtleneck onesie that was still securely snapped shut. We still have no idea how Houdini got that diaper off (we did find the diaper, btw... in the hallway.)

Lauren said...

i will not read this post anywhere near my daughter. she's figuring things out more quickly, but has not pulled her diaper of yet. she has pulled my pants down as she tries to get my attmention when i wash dishes. and she has halfway unzipped one pair of pj's, so the diaper paintball can't be too far off.