"I would hope my mom's proud of me; I'm not in prison." - Ami James (from Miami Ink)
"Mommy, when you die, can I get a Furby?" - Baby Girl
"I guess being married is OK, as long as you get juice." -Rugrats
"It's amazing, you look like a normal person, but really you're the Angel of Death." -When Harry Met Sally
"Grits are Preparation H for the soul." - A drunk guy at Waffle House after Princess' Prom
"I've seen folks quote verses like 'Rejoice in the Lord always' while their faces look like they just buried a rich uncle who willed everything to his pregnant guinea pig." -Simple Faith
"Isn't it funny how a person can buy cheap markers and get so excited, but barely bat an eye when something big and expensive- like a refrigerator- is bought?" - Did
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." -Thoreau
"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow worm." -Winston Churchill
"Oh, Mrs. Churchill, do come over. Someone has killed Father." -Lizzie Borden (this one's for you, Art)
"If you've gotta' live hand to mouth, you'd better be ambidextrous." -Hello Dolly
Feel free to add your own!
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We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter. - H.I. McDonnough, Raising Arizona
"My cat's breath smells like cat food" ~ Ralph, the Simpsons.
"Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat."~ Julia Roberts in Notting Hill
"Baby talk? That's not a saying." ~Jess
"Oh, but 'Baby Fish Mouth' is sweeping the nation"~Harry
~When Harry Met Sally
"Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address." ~Joe in You've Got Mail
"No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag." ~Mike Hannigan (Paul Rudd) on Friends
(Search for crap bag on theknot.com) ha.
"You like apples?" (Pause) "Well, I got her number. How you like THEM apples?" - Will in Good Will Hunting
"You made a woman meow?" - Jess in When Harry Met Sally (my favorite movie, by the way!)
I liked the Thoreau quote about the clothes. So would Henry David. Of course, to marry him, I'll need to be collecting some good climbing and hiking gear. He's still trying to figure out where in the world he's going to put all the sweaters I've collected. It looks like my shoe collection may end up staying here. No, he hasn't proposed; but apparently he and the mater and the pater picked a date, which they plan to share with me at some future moment. Anyway....just thought Henry David comes by his name honestly after reading your very appropriate Thoreau quote. Bet the original Thoreau never had a sister or a wife.....at least not one who had any fashion sense.....
"Hate fades? This is what you're telling me? This is what you're sending me off into the world with? Hate fades, love is lust, there is no ass? What a disapointment you've turned out to be."~Bruce Willis in Story of Us
Oh Joyous! I love that movie... "There is no ass. There is only the tops of legs."
"But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing." Sally from When Harry Met Sally... I love this because this is SO me!!
"You cannot stop the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can keep them from building nests in your hair." - Chinese Proverb
"Death cannot stop true love, what it can do is delay it for a while" - The Princess Bride (come on you had to have at least one quote from it somewhere)
"In a mee-nut I'm gonna be a cow..... moo." - Sesaly Gean 1998
"Son, you've got a panty on your head!" -Raising Arizona
"Hallo! My name is Indigo Montoyez. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Princess Bride (how's that, Zann?)
"You are a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie." -The Breakfast Club
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