Burnt Mud Cream anyone?

While your children were making mud pies in the yard this afternoon, mine were making
Crème Brûlée. The ingredients are basically the same.....mud, violets, dandelions, & earthworms.

#1 Son came to the door to have me wash his hands. When I asked what they were doing, he said, "Making crème brûlée." Oh. Uh. OK. How do you even know what crème brûlée is? When did my 4 year old become Emeril?