I am a bad mom. I've already started stealing my kids' valentine candy. Well, what do you expect? This is what I got for V-day:
And that's only because the old door knob broke today when Husband tried to come in the house. No, I didn't lock him out. What ever gave you that idea?
The dude needs to get out more. Or maybe, we could help him by watching a dozen chick flicks in a row with him, teaching him the art of romance. Clearly, he already knows the art of door maintenance. Oy. Or maybe you could tell him the 3 C's of Valentines, like the 4 C's of diamonds.....Card, Chocolates, Carnations (because that's the only flower I can think of right now that starts with C)
Hmmmm...perhaps you should have locked him out? ;)
ReplyDeleteI'd hate to see the door if he was locked out..That could be interesting.
ReplyDeleteThe dude needs to get out more. Or maybe, we could help him by watching a dozen chick flicks in a row with him, teaching him the art of romance. Clearly, he already knows the art of door maintenance. Oy. Or maybe you could tell him the 3 C's of Valentines, like the 4 C's of diamonds.....Card, Chocolates, Carnations (because that's the only flower I can think of right now that starts with C)
ReplyDeleteIf that's what I got for V-day, I'd have locked him out too.
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